December 2011
Me: I'm moving to the UK.
Dad: You've said that a million times, what's your reason this time?
Me: To become a cleaner.
Dad: YOU DON'T EVEN CLEAN HERE?
Me: Maybe I would if Zayn were dancing naked 'round the house.
Dad: What?
Me: What.
If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies...
Wanna hear a joke about what a cleaner saw?
zaynmalikfreak:
liams-cupcakes:
thanksto1direction:
boobearstolemyheart:
cherishstyles:
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
iwontbelabeledasaverage: